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by Surprisebuttsecks? / 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by BrokeandDesperate / 12/06/2011 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Money
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by chaoticnh / 06/24/2011 at 5:57am / Austria / Health
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Pumpkin / 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't… Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send… Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck…