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serendipitieee
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2563
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About serendipitieee : I'm the odd one in the crowd that you still find yourself attracted to....until you listen to me go on a rant..or two..or three...in a row.

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96618) - you deserved it (4137)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373080) - you deserved it (413151)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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