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About septemberlovebug : I'm a 22 y.o. woman. I am a secretary.. atm. I'm also a girl gamer.. L4D anyone? I'm from Philadelphia. I am currently living with my boyfriend. I visit this website everyday. I usually just read the stories and don't really reply to any of them... I like to keep things to myself (sometimes) unless you piss me off. I can be a huge bitch to a person. (If I were you, I wouldn't try and test me) I don't like fake people, can't stand them actually. Nor, do I like liars. Anything else, you can just ask. Peace out!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he did not want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country", he then added "That is exactly why I would not have sex with you". FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
Friday 6 December 2013