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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About seprunner : I'm pretty spontaneous. I like to mix things up, and I'm kinda crazy. I like to be different from everyone else. message me!

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seprunner's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

#21240900
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20858) - you deserved it (39279)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

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144 comments

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On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36181) - you deserved it (22012)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by poolfail -

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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135 comments

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On 08/05/2014 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by donutsex (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

#21229613
128 comments

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On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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56 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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60 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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81 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

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86 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

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138 comments

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On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

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90 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -



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