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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38726) - you deserved it (9988)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54780) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (3310)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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