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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sensoon15 : I'm not the most normal person you'll ever meet...I'm just unique. I do act childish sometimes. But then again, who doesn't? I like having fun. Yes, I look at people's profiles. I've probably looked at yours before. Now you're looking at mine while I just admitted that I might have looked at yours. Oh the irony. I'm a friendly person though. I use the app but I check back on my recent comments. Eh, nothing much left to say.

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sensoon15's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

#19385334
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6142) - you deserved it (28785)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (2065)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24025) - you deserved it (4523)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35850) - you deserved it (4498)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31441) - you deserved it (5448)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24766) - you deserved it (6173)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12340) - you deserved it (56595)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (3102)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36084) - you deserved it (4640)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41730) - you deserved it (3753)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33667) - you deserved it (3894)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32366) - you deserved it (3703)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40171) - you deserved it (5349)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

#16562666
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (6589)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42047) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)



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