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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About senor_octubre : I'm Zach. I'm that guy that sells the, uh, "Happy powder" on the corner of the street.

Why was the boy sad?
-He had a frog stapled to his face :P

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Visits<b>HerpityDerp</b> - yesterday at 8:59am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:03am<b>deathmec</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:05pm<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 1:21am<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:30pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:23pm<b>dramaelf</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:45pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:05pm<b>diceplaya</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:25am<b>imhope</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:23pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:10pm<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:44pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:21pm<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:22pm<b>lurker_no_more</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 2:30am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:53am

Fucked!<b>dramaelf</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:45pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:05am<b>butterfingers583</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:09am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:18am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:31am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:42am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:00pm<b>PolishShadow</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:13pm<b>Vani13</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:05am<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:12pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:33pm<b>unicornpornHD</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:52pm<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:41am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:46am<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 8:06am<b>georgiaswish</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 3:53pm<b>destinyherring</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:09am

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senor_octubre's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (7721)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23492) - you deserved it (1951)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32501) - you deserved it (4941)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML

#21378332
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (87)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (3766)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML

#21300656
68 comments

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (3801)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (55035)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44436) - you deserved it (5946)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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