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senor_awesome
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37321) - you deserved it (3368)

On 05/26/2013 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States



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