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by Anonymous / 05/23/2013 at 1:55am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Mylifesucks / 05/23/2013 at 1:11am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
by moikristine / 05/21/2013 at 6:24am / Norway (Akershus) / Love
by well okay then / 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
by black hoodie / 05/19/2013 at 7:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
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