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About seniorchang : I'm smarter than I seem to be. Dumber than I'd like to be. Sexier than most inanimate objects and too old for this forum.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML