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seninaa
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2805
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About seninaa : Whoever suggests me good a movie/song will forever have a place in my heart

seninaa's page activity

Visits<b>greaterdane</b> - 18 hours ago<b>abdiG</b> - yesterday at 7:06pm<b>f36k</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:01pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:54am<b>animalover9</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:47pm<b>platypus546</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>trailyss</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Quinzee</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:26pm<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:42pm<b>Internetdude</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:48am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:10pm<b>Econforthwin</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:07pm<b>ChristianH39</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:53am<b>Rothris</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:16am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:51am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:51pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:08pm<b>LycanGod</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:08pm

Fucked!<b>abdiG</b> - yesterday at 1:06am<b>Rothris</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:16am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:08am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 6:01pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:34am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:06am<b>davered89</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:00pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:52pm<b>sprinkle90</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:17am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:59am<b>uglytoenails</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:13pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 9:26am<b>cOOkiEzRgOOd</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:08am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:55am<b>Tander</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:19am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:58am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:16pm

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seninaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31790) - you deserved it (4198)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (4833)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

#21297662
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44769) - you deserved it (3605)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33881) - you deserved it (2460)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32450) - you deserved it (3507)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42975) - you deserved it (6333)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

#21217897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43223) - you deserved it (6994)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

#21198697
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39426) - you deserved it (3554)

On 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm - misc - by fleatitting fame (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

#21183828
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55036) - you deserved it (4796)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

#21178277
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45532) - you deserved it (4319)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50361) - you deserved it (8437)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

#21167190
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59149) - you deserved it (7090)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

#21158441
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52775) - you deserved it (7411)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48744) - you deserved it (15283)

On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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