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  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3624
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About seninaa : Whoever suggests me good a movie/song will forever have a place in my heart.

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seninaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23082) - you deserved it (2063)

On 10/27/2015 at 9:52pm - misc - by fjsinedniend - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, my boyfriend thought I was going to ask him if we wanted children together. Instead of talking about it, he pretended to have a violent seizure and die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm - love - by tessie94 (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (1957)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33760) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (5391)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (7487)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45784) - you deserved it (3682)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35506) - you deserved it (2590)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33939) - you deserved it (3647)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44967) - you deserved it (6608)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44427) - you deserved it (7153)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (40329) - you deserved it (3630)

On 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm - misc - by fleatitting fame (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56417) - you deserved it (4913)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (46619) - you deserved it (4426)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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