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About Semperfi92340 : "We aren't living, we're merely just trying to survive an empty place of lies, pain and agony." -Anonymous
I have a wonderful penpal, named ekb777, whose on FML and appelflap is an awesome fmler.
I believe in human equality before the Law.
I'M NOT A MARINE.
I like the album named "Native" From OneRepublic
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML