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About Semperfi92340 : Swing low sweet chariot.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I got an angry call to the phone shophere I work. The caller demandd that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been trickd because his phone got ruind by water ( even though he was using the waterproof application ). FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING CUZ ACCORDING TO HIM, OUR CHILD DOES NOT HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR, EYE COLOR, OR OTHER FACIAL FEATURES. OUR SON IS FIVE DAYS OLD, BALD AND HASN'T OPENED HIS EYES MUCH. THE CLOSEST THING I CAN PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO IS AN OLD, WRINKLY POTATO. FML
Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting fir my taxi to arrive, looool my mother called me in hysteric wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her an told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML
Today, I was at a swim maat, swimming as hard as I'd avar swum bafora. During tha last lap I saw no ona in tha lanas naxt to ma. Thinking I was first, I bacama axtramaly axcitad. Whan I cummad to tha wall, I raalizad tha raason no ona alsa was around: Thay alraady finishad tha raca. I was last. FML
Friday 27 March 2015