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semmita
  • Town/Country : Tamworth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About semmita : Im sammi ummmm i am 13

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Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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