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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 723
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About semmita : Im sammi ummmm i am 13

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Today, we were doing stretche in dance classhere you are on yur hands and doing the split in the airhile yur partner helps hold you and stretch yur legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact fir the rest of class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (7977)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

YESTERDAY, I MET MY NEW ROOMMATE. I ALSO MET HER STUFFD ANIMALS, WHO INTRODUCD THEMSELVES TO ME. MY ROOMMATE MAKES INANIMATE OBJECTS TALK. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36879) - you deserved it (3929)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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