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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6854
  • Number of comments : 556
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About selenagirl : Girl 1: "Team EDWARD!" Girl 2: "Team JACOB!" :) Me: "Team SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A DAMN LIFE." when you realize you over slept, you get up from the bed like a ninja. Fake tan, Fake nail, Fake hair, Fake eyes, Fake boobs, girl, are you sure you weren't made in china?

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Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

#12431823
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21342) - you deserved it (2754)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28692) - you deserved it (8632)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37409) - you deserved it (26145)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

#12026889
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (5153)

On 07/21/2010 at 3:32pm - love - by Jessi - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

#12026889
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (5153)

On 07/21/2010 at 3:32pm - love - by Jessi - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

#12026889
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (5153)

On 07/21/2010 at 3:32pm - love - by Jessi - United States

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (16817)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (9672)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1143520) - you deserved it (115274)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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