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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About seemetrot : Just enjoying life. I like the sun, swimming, hiking, horse riding, cuddling kitties, playing league of legends.. Message me if you want to chat :)

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Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML


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Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML


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On 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by WhiteCaribbean (man) - Saint Lucia (Castries)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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