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About seanseansean321 : im me. i wear flip flops. and i have hair.

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Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (14360)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49120) - you deserved it (8013)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7352) - you deserved it (58262)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (26117)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a guy with a triangle shaped head. I tell my son "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7835) - you deserved it (65300)

On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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