About sean0930 : Sometimes, listening to other people's problems makes you feel better about yours, lol.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
sean0930's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 11:52am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/08/2014 at 6:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm / Latvia (Riga) / Work
Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard in the process. The whole room stared at me. FML
by annababyyyy / 08/24/2014 at 9:09pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by auzziegirl1938 / 08/16/2014 at 7:53pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by fatty / 08/13/2014 at 11:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by kirstyrd / 08/12/2014 at 2:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
by LadyLola / 11/25/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by snowwhite / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
by Craigslist is Evil. / 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…