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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 75
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45947) - you deserved it (8993)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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