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  • Town/Country : Honolulu, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

#16003860
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36624) - you deserved it (3207)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (6784)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (134852)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (5296)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

#15683687
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26987) - you deserved it (3948)

On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

#15661071
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10845) - you deserved it (35392)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:19am - misc - by American idol -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78370) - you deserved it (6255)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

#15616826
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

#15616826
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

#15589455
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38182) - you deserved it (3655)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10427) - you deserved it (72978)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

#15580957
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35521) - you deserved it (6934)

On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML

#15560826
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (4485)

On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37109) - you deserved it (5177)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43534) - you deserved it (5431)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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