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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (24 years)
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About sdsunjay : FML. none of my fml stories upload. They either get rejected or I get an error.
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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML


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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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