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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 784
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sdsunjay : FML. none of my fml stories upload. They either get rejected or I get an error.
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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (232941) - you deserved it (30953)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22649) - you deserved it (103285)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231181) - you deserved it (81113)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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