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About sdsunjay : FML. none of my fml stories upload. They either get rejected or I get an error.
fml. seriously
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
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On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States
Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)
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