About sdroze1389 : I need adult friends but I may have come to the wrong place. I'm a total fucking weirdo. I'm a hybrid of a lonley cat lady and a self proclaimed intellectual, not the pompous kind mind you. I waste most of my time reading, writing, or trying to make people feel socially uncomfortable to gauge reactions in their body language. since I like food I also like to cook, but I'm way to lazy to cook usually do I also know my way around a microwave. I've seen almost every major punk, ska, and rap show to come through my area. I also religiously follow three sports. take a guess at them and hit me up of you're bored.
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by mortified / 10/30/2010 at 12:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
by lightblue / 10/10/2010 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Love
by katiebabby / 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 1:10am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 11:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 2:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by JK2010 / 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm / Israel (Hefa) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…
- Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our… Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all… Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends…