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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1324
  • Number of comments : 392
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever.

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36430) - you deserved it (9156)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (26434)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62988) - you deserved it (6223)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

#7536957
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (2386)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49992) - you deserved it (7895)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (2751)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26744) - you deserved it (11840)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39940) - you deserved it (3169)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44134) - you deserved it (4013)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

#5909113
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8919) - you deserved it (64626)

On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

#5806197
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11997) - you deserved it (20925)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

#5570675
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48400) - you deserved it (2576)

On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (77965)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

#4619260
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72638) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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