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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1212
  • Number of comments : 382
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever.

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sdroze1389's favorite FMLs

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39926) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49511) - you deserved it (8052)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (9001)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28036) - you deserved it (4609)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29158) - you deserved it (3041)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

#13644556
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (26236)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37955) - you deserved it (7988)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35750) - you deserved it (20900)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (2788)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (4401)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57319) - you deserved it (7115)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45918) - you deserved it (13633)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35800) - you deserved it (9073)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9025) - you deserved it (26409)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)



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