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About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever.
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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Friday 17 October 2014