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sdroze1389

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1575
  • Number of comments : 414
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever.

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sdroze1389's favorite FMLs

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10476) - you deserved it (75672) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41636) - you deserved it (4127)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (3702)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (4464)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49893) - you deserved it (8081)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (9104)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4616)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19993) - you deserved it (37669)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (3048)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

#13644556
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (26318)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38050) - you deserved it (7991)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35859) - you deserved it (20926)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26355) - you deserved it (2791)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33155) - you deserved it (4408)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57418) - you deserved it (7126)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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