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sdroze1389

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1774
  • Number of comments : 431
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever. Yes, those are sandwiches, Vietnamese to be exact.
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sdroze1389's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (8389)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (3276)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11125) - you deserved it (77464) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42402) - you deserved it (4198)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42724) - you deserved it (3707)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40069) - you deserved it (4466)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50813) - you deserved it (8184)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (9106)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (4775)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (38753)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29271) - you deserved it (3055)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

#13644556
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8928) - you deserved it (27403)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (7999)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37238) - you deserved it (21459)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26396) - you deserved it (2795)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)



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