About sdroze1389 : I need adult friends but I may have come to the wrong place. I'm a total fucking weirdo. I'm a hybrid of a lonley cat lady and a self proclaimed intellectual, not the pompous kind mind you. I waste most of my time reading, writing, or trying to make people feel socially uncomfortable to gauge reactions in their body language. since I like food I also like to cook, but I'm way to lazy to cook usually do I also know my way around a microwave. I've seen almost every major punk, ska, and rap show to come through my area. I also religiously follow three sports. take a guess at them and hit me up of you're bored.
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sdroze1389's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Prinpette / 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm / France / Intimacy
by b3ardown23 / 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by girlsx2mom / 08/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Intimacy
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Tanner / 07/16/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Anonyme / 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm / Love
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by screwed / 06/18/2011 at 4:51am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by lisacasabonita / 11/12/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate.… Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my… Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone…