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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2544
  • Number of comments : 482
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About sdroze1389 : I need adult friends but I may have come to the wrong place. I'm a total fucking weirdo. I'm a hybrid of a lonley cat lady and a self proclaimed intellectual, not the pompous kind mind you. I waste most of my time reading, writing, or trying to make people feel socially uncomfortable to gauge reactions in their body language. since I like food I also like to cook, I also like porn, but never together. unless I'm looking at food porn, you know those awesome coupons that come in the mail right when you're really broke and hungry at the same time. I also tend to be an alcoholic, not because I want to but more so because I need to. I've been miserably single for years by choice because I really don't like being close to people. I still like acquaintances though so msg me or get at me in the kik I have but never use. sd1389 don't smoke crack, unless you want to I guess but it doesn't seem worth it. what do I know though?

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Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37829) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (36715) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (2512)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (7433)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29168) - you deserved it (8402)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33196) - you deserved it (3284)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11250) - you deserved it (77870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42528) - you deserved it (4206)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42801) - you deserved it (3721)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41664) - you deserved it (4598)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51361) - you deserved it (8224)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34697) - you deserved it (9244)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (4789)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (38859)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31485) - you deserved it (3237)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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