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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1782
  • Number of comments : 431
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever. Yes, those are sandwiches, Vietnamese to be exact.
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sdroze1389's favorite FMLs

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

#20992504
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38247) - you deserved it (3570)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm - misc - by take a fucking seat, gran (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50117) - you deserved it (9252)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

#20986479
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57008) - you deserved it (4848)

On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
204 comments

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44386) - you deserved it (3349)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43085) - you deserved it (3733)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

#20807393
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (27577)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

#20730822
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (10202)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

#20698103
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48992) - you deserved it (5648)

On 05/31/2013 at 8:50pm - money - by speechless (man) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

#20692945
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46693) - you deserved it (3457)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56093) - you deserved it (4371)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

#20579781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14786) - you deserved it (57996)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

#20571278
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32582) - you deserved it (5273)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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