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About sdroze1389 : Irish heavy drinker who can read paper books. Not everyone's favorite person. If you wanna try, msg me. If not it's whatever. Yes, those are sandwiches, Vietnamese to be exact.
kik? just ask.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015