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Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46640) - you deserved it (3638)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49474) - you deserved it (5990)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48633) - you deserved it (3578)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Lee (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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