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  • Town/Country : gloversville , united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1994 (18 years)
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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39074) - you deserved it (8124) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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