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screwingcollege

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About screwingcollege : Living a Fucked up life...what more do you need to know!?

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Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (8657)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28273) - you deserved it (7426)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35387) - you deserved it (4972)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (2363)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36507) - you deserved it (2511)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

#18153608
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37784) - you deserved it (8838)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40250) - you deserved it (5471)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26988) - you deserved it (16530)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36743) - you deserved it (9372)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15752) - you deserved it (38548)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40088) - you deserved it (6088)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48409) - you deserved it (3689)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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