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screwball111
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About screwball111 : i like long walks.
i have a dog named sue.
my favorite show is Viva la Bam.
i like cross word puzzles.
i love my life.

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Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11737) - you deserved it (5115)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by ositsranielle - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

#7883509 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (11895) - you deserved it (7952)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML

#7808866 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (25164) - you deserved it (7255)

On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

#7782568 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (6692)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

#7782514 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (22492) - you deserved it (3933)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8264) - you deserved it (22895)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24104) - you deserved it (9131)

On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)