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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when… Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it…