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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 360
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About scott1092 : I like to read FMLs .ALOT OF THEM

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Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML


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