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scooter2011

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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scooter2011's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

by ADH2000 / 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Work