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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (2932)

On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18722) - you deserved it (42403)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)



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