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- Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing… Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and… Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the…