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Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today... I tried to have sex with mah boyfriend three times... but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

looool today I was trying to be sexy and rub mah boyfriend's un-aroused packagehile we were watching a movie. I couldn't fine it. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time!! Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand an spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9 inch "drill bit." I have to try an fine this guy a job!! FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:34am - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Reserved

Today... I Received An Email From Boyfriend. It Contained A Link To A Site That Was Titled ( How To Give Head ). It Also Said ( Have A Nice Day! ) FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today I gave my boyfriend a blowjob . It gave him a panic attack . FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I looool being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just ( looking for excuses to get mad ) at him. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm - love - by inlovewithstupid (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

TODAY , GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. BECAUSE SHE FARTED , AND THOUGHT IT WAS "TOO AWKWARD". FML

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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today... working as a nurse... I askd a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was... "Well... I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)



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