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Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36492) - you deserved it (3747)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29031) - you deserved it (5826)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML


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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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