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Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (6062) - you deserved it (12112)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710 (597)

I agree, your life sucks (44512) - you deserved it (19913)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (5717)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (18929) - you deserved it (4929)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (11752) - you deserved it (32698)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML

#15099453 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (4941)

On 02/24/2011 at 5:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

#15099296 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (9200) - you deserved it (14862)

On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (19375) - you deserved it (1626)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

#14931117 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (35998) - you deserved it (4186)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States

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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (3107)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

#14813495 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (1925)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (6014) - you deserved it (44707)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (36703) - you deserved it (2784) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (2374)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (10217) - you deserved it (18531)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -