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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 February 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35279) - you deserved it (15778)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52113) - you deserved it (6144)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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