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scarman

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About scarman : Fan of Arrow and Legend of Korra, Star Wars Rebels and Flash. I enjoy EDM, but I don't hold a grudge against any genre of music. Feel free to message me!

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TODAY , I GAVE A PRESENTATION TO MY COLLEGE CLASS ABOUT LIFE WITH TOURETTE SYNDROME . I ONLY GOT 3 MINUTES INTO IT BEFORE MY ASSWIPE CLASSMATES STARTED YELLING STUFF LIKE ( SHIT! ) , ( COCK! ) , AN ( BOB SAGET! ) I GAVE UP AN WENT BACK TO MY SEAT IN TERES AS OUR BORED INSTRUCTOR SAID ( NEXT . ) FML

#21334608
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out y mah wife has been cold an distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean ( psychic medium ) - who said I'm lusting after other women an am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. mega FML

#21312671
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (2981)

On 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (2431)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under mah pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (4411)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my art teacer sowed off a painting of is name e got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to im. FML

#21130223
105 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON OUR TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN DISAPPEREING SO FAST RECENTLY ISN'T BECAUSE MY SON IS WANKING LIKE A GIBBON AS I FRST THOUGHT. HE'S JUST BEEN USING OUR SHREDDER TO MAKE STREAMERS OUT OF THE STUFF, THEN HIDING IT ALL IN A BOX IN HIS CLOSET. FUCKING HELL, SON. REAL FML

#21128713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37250) - you deserved it (4093)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

Yesterday, I faintd. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stoppd to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughd. FML

#20692945
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (3461)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, MY COLLEAGUE YET AGAIN MISUSED THE WORD ( LITERALLY. ) IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. I HAVE TO WORK OPPOSITE HIM AND HEAR HIM SAY THINGS LYK HE'S JUST ( LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF INSIDE OUT. ) FML

#19656531
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19496) - you deserved it (4615)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got asked out fir the second time in my life!! Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy!! I had to end the datehen he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father!! FML

#19158359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (2508)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , someone peed in mah physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (4846)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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