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About scarman : Fan of Arrow and Legend of Korra, Star Wars Rebels and Flash. I enjoy EDM, but I don't hold a grudge against any genre of music. Feel free to message me!
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TODAY , I GAVE A PRESENTATION TO MY COLLEGE CLASS ABOUT LIFE WITH TOURETTE SYNDROME . I ONLY GOT 3 MINUTES INTO IT BEFORE MY ASSWIPE CLASSMATES STARTED YELLING STUFF LIKE ( SHIT! ) , ( COCK! ) , AN ( BOB SAGET! ) I GAVE UP AN WENT BACK TO MY SEAT IN TERES AS OUR BORED INSTRUCTOR SAID ( NEXT . ) FML
Today, I found out y mah wife has been cold an distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean ( psychic medium ) - who said I'm lusting after other women an am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. mega FML
Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML
Today, mah friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under mah pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.
TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON OUR TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN DISAPPEREING SO FAST RECENTLY ISN'T BECAUSE MY SON IS WANKING LIKE A GIBBON AS I FRST THOUGHT. HE'S JUST BEEN USING OUR SHREDDER TO MAKE STREAMERS OUT OF THE STUFF, THEN HIDING IT ALL IN A BOX IN HIS CLOSET. FUCKING HELL, SON. REAL FML
TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML
Today, I got asked out fir the second time in my life!! Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy!! I had to end the datehen he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015