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Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
by Stephanie / 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
by Teaching26 / 05/15/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
by hickey / 02/05/2010 at 5:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Lance / 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by farmakakis / 12/21/2009 at 1:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…