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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About scarlatte : I love FMLS! 14 years old.
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Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (2931)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47311) - you deserved it (5200)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38426) - you deserved it (2797)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (12477)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8951) - you deserved it (41478)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

#19467974
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21640) - you deserved it (2439)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:19pm - kids - by Rory - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

#19467160
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (1800)

On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
583 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13355) - you deserved it (54620) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (3747)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (5101)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (6404)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36199) - you deserved it (2791)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18635) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18635) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia



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