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About sbuxsux11 : im a self proclaimed dork and pessimist so im sorry if my comments piss you off.not really. i love music-real music. im old so most of the stuff out now is lame to me.Zeppelin and U2 are couple of my ultimates.feel free to message or email me and tell me you hate me! www.one.org
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Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Friday 5 February 2016