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Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
by stabbed with kindness / 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Money
by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! / 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML
by regected / 08/30/2009 at 8:19am / United States (California) / Love
by littelace / 02/19/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Iowa) / Love
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