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Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23912) - you deserved it (3424)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17701) - you deserved it (4274)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (5986)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
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I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (18959)

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