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About sayitagain : Im nice to people who are nice to me. Im funny and love to make people laugh. If you talk crap bout me then I will do the same:)
Things I like: summer, beaches, rain, music, theatre, friends, LAUGHING!!:D
Things I hate: raisins, bitches, people who judge me before they get to know me:p
Music I usually listen to: Old stuff like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Beatles, Queen, and some Rolling Stones songs, and then some newer stuff like, Bruno Mars, ADELE! ,Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, and some other really good stuff! :P
Thank you for spending time learning completely useless information about me!
If you message me I will find time to message you back:D
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Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 21 November 2014