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sayitagain
  • Town/Country : emerald city, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sayitagain : Im nice to people who are nice to me. Im funny and love to make people laugh. If you talk crap bout me then I will do the same:)

Things I like: summer, beaches, rain, music, theatre, friends, LAUGHING!!:D

Things I hate: raisins, bitches, people who judge me before they get to know me:p

Music I usually listen to: Old stuff like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Beatles, Queen, and some Rolling Stones songs, and then some newer stuff like, Bruno Mars, ADELE! ,Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, and some other really good stuff! :P
Thank you for spending time learning completely useless information about me!
If you message me I will find time to message you back:D

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Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML

#5332010
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I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (7530)

On 09/18/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by calamityjosie (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

#1078631
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I agree, your life sucks (60568) - you deserved it (2588)

On 04/18/2009 at 2:45am - animals - by englishtrio (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (989314) - you deserved it (78726)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (483733) - you deserved it (43446)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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