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About sayitagain : Im nice to people who are nice to me. Im funny and love to make people laugh. If you talk crap bout me then I will do the same:)
Things I like: summer, beaches, rain, music, theatre, friends, LAUGHING!!:D
Things I hate: raisins, bitches, people who judge me before they get to know me:p
Music I usually listen to: Old stuff like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Beatles, Queen, and some Rolling Stones songs, and then some newer stuff like, Bruno Mars, ADELE! ,Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, and some other really good stuff! :P
Thank you for spending time learning completely useless information about me!
If you message me I will find time to message you back:D
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Today, I was waiting 4 a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decidd to have a 3 minute (desperately needd) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely coverd me. He was driving away looking looool at me in the mrror laughing.
2day after finally giving up on the search for mah lost dog, I realizd that mah nieghbor had found her and are convincd that she was a stray . They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take mah own dog back . FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015