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About sayitagain : Im nice to people who are nice to me. Im funny and love to make people laugh. If you talk crap bout me then I will do the same:)
Things I like: summer, beaches, rain, music, theatre, friends, LAUGHING!!:D
Things I hate: raisins, bitches, people who judge me before they get to know me:p
Music I usually listen to: Old stuff like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Beatles, Queen, and some Rolling Stones songs, and then some newer stuff like, Bruno Mars, ADELE! ,Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, and some other really good stuff! :P
Thank you for spending time learning completely useless information about me!
If you message me I will find time to message you back:D
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Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm - misc - by johnny121 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by calamityjosie (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
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