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Don't really have much to say about myself other than I enjoy reading and taking long, moonlit walks on the beach. Nah i'm kidding, I've never been on a long, moonlit walk on the beach but I do enjoy reading and eating more food than a bulking body builder.
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by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by FckMyLife / 03/24/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ed / 12/05/2010 at 8:53am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by nicki / 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 11:04am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
by jabba / 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by PoachedFish / 12/29/2009 at 5:57am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…