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Don't really have much to say about myself other than I enjoy reading and taking long, moonlit walks on the beach. Nah i'm kidding, I've never been on a long, moonlit walk on the beach but I do enjoy reading and eating more food than a bulking body builder.

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Today, I decided to be nice an pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

#20000913
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I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (1821)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple!! I don't knowhat I'm doing with mah life!! FML

#19982867
112 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

2day I Was Wit Ma Grandma In Ma Naw Car . Sa Suddanly Says, "I'va Got To Paa Bad." Witout Giving Ma Anoug Tima To Fina A Gas Station, Sa Blurt Out, "Navar Mind, I Just Did." FML

#19982859
103 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by arw - United States

Today , I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night . FML

#19954113
122 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 10:21am - love - by MaeMoss (woman) - United States

2day I was on a date with a great guy, an we were really hitting it off !! While we were walking in the park, a womanho smelld like the devil's toenails an lookd as if she hadn't bathd in a year passd us !! Ihisperd to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother !! FML

#19931628
126 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 3:37am - love - by r4inb0wbrit3 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MAH DRUNK GREAT GRANDFATHER PEEING ON MAH CAT AND THINKING IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME AND HE JUST MOVED IN WITH ME FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS. MEGA FML

#19894625
74 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I mistook mah dog's head 4 the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I mistook mah dog's head 4 the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I learned that when mah grlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee an smoke in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out fir ( mocking her ) an hurled a hardryer at mah head. FML

#19805199
126 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

#19753089
175 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)



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