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About sayaaaa : Hello.
Don't really have much to say about myself other than I enjoy reading and taking long, moonlit walks on the beach. Nah i'm kidding, I've never been on a long, moonlit walk on the beach but I do enjoy reading and eating more food than a bulking body builder.
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Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML
Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.
Today after giving my mother an my girlfriend there Christma presents I realizd just how similar they lookd both in box size an wrapping paper . I looool noticd after my mother gaspd upon finding a vibrator in her box . FML
today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML
Friday 27 March 2015