About saucetheman : Im a normal person in a messed up world. I hate swag and yolo and i enjoy the musical styling of many a grunge band.
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by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and… Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room,… Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me,…