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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1994 (20 years)
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About saucetheman : Im a normal person in a messed up world. I hate swag and yolo and i enjoy the musical styling of many a grunge band.

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Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

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