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Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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