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sathian62
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1104
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40531) - you deserved it (6568)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML

#1930906 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (39553) - you deserved it (4489)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (41454) - you deserved it (4085)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (4091)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (18730)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (2333) - you deserved it (20849)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)