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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 August 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals

Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

by TallGal / 09/14/2012 at 4:26am / United States (Arizona) / Love