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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
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I agree, your life sucks (23467) - you deserved it (1929)

On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19525) - you deserved it (12412)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:26am - love - by TallGal (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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